Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme

I suffer when fictional characters embarrass themselves

Ron Weasley anyone?

_{Battle of Hogwarts, 2 V 1998
Heroes got remembered.}

“Here, look at this one — this is a photo taken the day the boys met. No one’s really seen this before. They were taking a little walk together to get know one another…” - David Heyman

“Here, look at this one — this is a photo taken the day the boys met. No one’s really seen this before. They were taking a little walk together to get know one another…” - David Heyman

(Source: thegryffindorseeker)

masqueradedust:

#this is the best thing that has ever happened to me #they look like the trio too and they kinda match it?? #like harry is the joker and kate is the smart kinda keeping them in check one and will is literally the chosen one i cannot

ermergerd2spooky:

imshaggingstephenhart:

#people think that being a death eater is a strict progression of tortured childhood to evil adulthood, but from a nonlinear nonsubjective viewpoint, it’s really more of a big ball of wibbly-wobbly serial-killery… stuff.

^ that tag wins all the awards

(Source: dancys)

duerrre:

bonkersforpotter:

dreamofflight:

on-etait-libre:

I love this. He’s like “YOU DUMB FUCK.”

Freaking muggle interviewer.

He is Harry.

the way he looks when he says it is the best

doctorbluebox:

georgelulz:

doctor-glitter:

#THE BEST PART ABOUT THIS GIF IS THAT IT LOOKS LIKE REMUS AND SIRIUS ARE HARRY’S GAY UNCLES AND HARRY’S JUST GOT HOME FROM SOMETHING AND THEY ARE ABOUT TO HAVE SOME TEA AND A NICE CHAT IN THEIR TASTEFULLY FURNISHED HOME

#oh god you know remus would be in charge of the decorating because every time he picks out some curtains and shows them to sirius he’s just like I DON’T CARE MOONY JUST GET WHAT YOU WANT and remus is like no sirius we can get the eggshell or the taupe this is a very important decision and sirius is like FUCKING HELL THEY’RE THE SAME FUCKING COLOR AND THEY’RE JUST GOING TO GET DUST AND SHITE ON THEM ANYWAY and remus pouts but ends up buying the taupe because it’s warmer and it’ll look good with the new rug in the sitting room and sirius just follows him around bed bath and beyond and acts like he doesn’t care but when remus isn’t looking he throws 5 more packs of curtains in the cart because he knows remus is just going to shred the new ones during his ~time of the month~ and he always gets so embarrassed about having to come back and buy more curtains #remus lupin: domestic goddess #sirius black: terrible househusband who tracks mud all over the floors and puts his boots on the bed but then makes up for it by going down on remus while he’s reading

oh my god

l3golas:

Harry Potter and It was Snape…wait no

Harry Potter and It’s Malfoy…wait no

Harry Potter and it was Sirius Black…wait no

Harry Potter and It was Voldemort

Harry Potter and fuck you I was right

Harry Potter and no it was definitely Snape this time

Harry Potter and shit, wrong again

pondled:

mellarkfamilybakery:

almacoin:

In all three books Katniss just pees once.

Still better than seven years and Harry only taking one bath.

And someone has to actually tell Harry to have that bath

(Source: i-am-sherlokid)

In Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince, Cornelius Fudge tells the Prime Minister that the previous one “tried to throw him out the window.” HBP is set in 1996, the PM was John Major. Before him it was Margaret Thatcher.

fauxgingerwithasoul:

MARGARET THATCHER TRIED TO THROW THE MINISTER OF MAGIC OUT THE WINDOW.

SHE WASN’T CALLED THE IRON LADY FOR NOTHING.

archerofcabin7:

When I was 8, I didn’t find a wardrobe to Narnia.

When I was 11, my Hogwarts letter didn’t come.

When I was 12, my satyr didn’t show up to take me to Camp Half-Blood.

Gandalf,

I’m counting on you to take me on an adventure when I’m 50.

(Source: kili-is-adwarfable)